Update:

It is a new world. My child just talked to her Dada on speaker phone and has figured out how to turn on the XBox via remote control. She is singing to the remote control now and intermittently questioning me: "Mama? Mama?" No, I can't teach you what that thing does yet. You aren't even supposed to watch tv until you are two years old. And even then no more than half an hour each day. Thankfully chasing the cat still has more appeal than blinky electronics. Oh, and licking the knob to my desk drawer. Yes, she is still one going on...one!